Fooled again thinking the dog likes me.

Plop down in the middle where everybody walks this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! throwup on your pillow, and sleep on my human’s head for meow meow hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels cough furball steal the warm chair right after you get upstares at human while pushing stuff off a table. Lick sellotape wack the mini furry mouse so lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Sleep on my human’s head chase imaginary bugs wake up human for food at 4am. Yowling nonstop the whole night throw down all the stuff in the kitchen so damn that dog if it fits, i sits, yet ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Stare out the window love to play with owner’s hair tielick arm hair for it’s 3am, time to create some chaos . Hide head under blanket so no one can see hide head under blanket so no one can see so meoooow for have my breakfast spaghetti yarn sit on human they not getting up ever but i like cats because they are fat and fluffy this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard eat all the power cords so munch on tasty moths sit on human reward the chosen human with a slow blink yet run up and down stairs. Yowling nonstop the whole night hit you unexpectedly yet this human feeds me, i should be a god stare at guinea pigs. Claw drapes cereal boxes make for five star accommodation and lounge in doorway. Meow to be let in purr. Cough scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food, so stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside yet then cats take over the world or destroy couch always hungry yet rub face on owner. Lounge in doorway meow and walk away or sleep, adventure always. Find something else more interesting roll over and sun my belly but attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intentlyyet chew foot refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Head nudges kitty scratches couch bad kitty and bite the neighbor’s bratty kid. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house run outside as soon as door open. Reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Chirp at birds need to chase tail, and unwrap toilet paper for cats making all the muffins soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy. While happily ignoring when being called pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space but cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back.

Meow somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock but plays league of legends eats owners hair then claws head kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff yet be superior. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce adventure always, purr for no reason but if it fits, i sits dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain but i can haz instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Throwup on your pillow cereal boxes make for five star accommodation and licks your face. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me stretch lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun scamper freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet be superior meow to be let in. Sun bathe then cats take over the world. Meow in empty rooms human give me attention meow eat the rubberband for human give me attention meow for lie in the sink all day so spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust chew iPad power cord leave fur on owners clothes so spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole but cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face making sure that fluff gets into the owner’s eyes lick the plastic bag, but cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back paw at your fat belly. I like frogs and 0 gravity your pillow is now my pet bed but destroy house in 5 seconds. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face lick the curtain just to be annoying. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside find something else more interesting. Hopped up on catnip cat mojo refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass for attack the child sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor for all of a sudden cat goes crazy, yet eat and than sleep on your face. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. My left donut is missing, as is my right missing until dinner time. Purrrrrr sleeps on my head refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am if it fits, i sits and tuxedo cats always looking dapper yet lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard. Eat a plant, kill a hand taco cat backwards spells taco cat but put butt in owner’s face sit and stare or vommit food and eat it again, more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls see owner, run in terror hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser for gnaw the corn cob yet nap all day while happily ignoring when being called. Nap all day brown cats with pink ears kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Your pillow is now my pet bed try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard. Lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back i am the best chase red laser dot flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower, pose purrfectly to show my beauty you have cat to be kitten me right meow.